yay i’ve already failed 2 classes this semester!!!!!

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

I’m at planned parenthood and the lady asked me how many sexual partners I’ve had in the past year and I started laughing hysterically

cynicizm:

whenever i’m laying in bed w/ a boy i’m hooking up with i always “accidentally” rub my butt on his dick bc i think it’s kinda funny when boys get hard and it makes me feel pretty 

(via thoroughlypretentious)

True life: I have more armpit hair than my boyfriend